Monster

An energy drink that tastes like shit, but 95% of teenagers think it's cool to drink and collect the tabs. Honestly, it's not even good. Don't think you're hardcore for drinking it, don't think it's cool. People usually drink them so they'll have "energy", or to get hyper. Afterwards you crash.
Monster sucks.
Along with Monster, we also have RockStar, Full Throttle, Lost, Red Bull, BooKoo.

Boy 1 : Monster's my favorite energy drink.
Boy 2 : Monster's terrible dude, it's so poser.

by sayrah go rawhrr February 10, 2008

Monster

a girl/guy that is acting crazy or wild, similiar to a monster

someone you are dating

He was such a monster, running around the party like a lunatic asking every girl for her number.

by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005

Monster

An energy drink that looks like piss and tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is to improve their image.

It's also funny how the people who drink Monster(an energy drink mind you)spend most of their time on sitting on their ass.

I drink Monster therefore I must be really cool. (Drinks the soda) Now I have enough energy to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.

by Coolman McCool March 05, 2009

Monster

The highest quality audio and video cables available on the market.

His home theater system was wired with Monster Cable.

by Krame Dart December 10, 2003

Monster

WORST ENERGY DRINK IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE

Dudeeee, there was no red bull for the jagerbombs so i got some monster?
Bro, don't worry, we'll use my dogs fermented piss and vomit instead, its at least 5 times better

by franco101 August 20, 2009

Monster

A stupid person with no life. They also like the colo green.

Hey it’s Monster is here RUN NOW!!!!!

by Benjamin Dover Grandma November 06, 2021

Monster

A drink that people drink because they think they are edgy
Commonly known as chav juice

‘My friend Chloe was drinking chav juice the other day’
‘Oh do you mean monster’

by Depressed ratatouille January 30, 2021