Gonzads 

adj
(can also be used as a noun)
to be uptight to a creepy degree.

that guy just told me to leave the store cuz my shirt said "suck it".
what a gonzad!

he is totally gonzads!

Gonzads by andres u March 4, 2009

gonads and strife 

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)

gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

gonads and strife by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.

That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.

Spiritual Gonads by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010

gonads 

The testicles or ovaries -- in either case, the pair of organs which:

a. Produce hormones which, prior to birth, cause the development of gender-specific traits, and at puberty, cause the development of secondary sex traits. Testosterone for males, Estrogen and progesterone for females.
b. Produce gametes (sex cells) -- sperm in the case of males, eggs in the case of females.
c. Make young boys giggle.

Gonads in the lighting, gonads in the lightning -- gonads in the rain!

gonads by Our lord and/or savior Jesus Christ May 29, 2004

gonads 

your testicles,your jewels,your cookies,your nuts,your beans ect........

my stupid ex-wife kicked me in the gonads

gonads by cole January 1, 2004

gonads 

Your balls or testicles. Shortened word is also just nads.

i just fell down the stairs and landed right on my gonads.

gonads by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

gummy gonads 

n. A derogatory term for a cowardly man without courage, confidence, etc.

The opposite of balls of steel.

Person 1: Did you ask her out?

Person 2: No, I was shy.

Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.

gummy gonads by raingull December 3, 2020