Man Press

A weightlifting excercise in which the lifter lays down on a bench, with a freeweight in each hand, arms parallel to the floor, and makes circles of a very small diameter while slowly bringing the weights up until the two weights have as little separation without touching as possible, perpendicular to the floor.

Griffin: Man, I just did a Man Press of 75! I'm sweating like a beast!
Alex: Yeah but you can't open the doors to the man store yet. F***ing pansy.

Man Press by AFerraro November 1, 2008

1 man 1 hydraulic press 

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

1 man 1 hydraulic press by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

naked press ups over a man hole 

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole

the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!

naked press ups over a man hole by agrosteve March 24, 2011

Man-pression 

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog

Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.

Man-pression by wswrigley September 9, 2010

Man-pressed 

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

Man-pressed by Violetdavain November 17, 2019

Manpress 

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

Manpress by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006