11 definitions by MousePadKing

jodi.org

A mysterious site. It's not malware, but it's sure creepy.

Friend: What's a site that is mysterious?
Me: Jodi.org

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Flight of the bumblebee

Don't play this piece around a classical musician.

person 1: Plays *Flight of the bumblebee

by MousePadKing October 1, 2021

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 26, 2019

Caught In 4k

When you do something sus by accident. But you look so bad in the situation that there is no explanation or way to get out of the situation

Person: accidently stares at a girl tits
Girl: 0_0
Julian: I know you didnt mean it, but you got caught in 4k

by MousePadKing April 27, 2021

Peter Scully

A man from the country of Philippines who lured multiple children and tortured them on camera and sold them on the Dark Web. He has since been caught and is in jail. Over the course of many investigations, he has killed dozens of children and made 30k of the Dark Web.

Friend: Who's Peter Scully?
Me: A P\pedo

by MousePadKing November 26, 2019

z+2

The key combination to say "Thanks" in the game Team Fortress 2

Person 1: I gave you a cool hat for your birthday
Person 2: z+2

by MousePadKing April 26, 2021

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018