marto 

(n) A branding mark indicating that an individual has been
pre-selected as a victim for (often unwanted) advances. The mark is usually
displayed in the form of a numerical symbol eg 9.

"I really like that girl on the 4th floor." "I know what you mean but you're
too late. The poor girl's already been martoed"

marto by ian kitts November 10, 2003

marto 

A person of ambiguous sexuality

That bloke's a right marto. Bangs on about women all the time but is far too well groomed for his own good. And runs like a girl.

marto by Elvina November 6, 2003

marto 

(n) similar to a deposit

He scrubbed and scrubbed, but the marto on the office sofa proved resistant to even industrial strength cleaning products.

marto by the pixie November 10, 2003

marto 

to go bright red when it has been widely broadcast around an office that you have been having sex with colleagues on company property, especially the company showers - from the posh pronunciation of Tomato.

Also from the individual most likely to have committed the offence (J Marto Martin).

"Man - that dude from accounts is marto - he was doing that bird from marketing in the company showers and the cleaner caught him"

marto by BSC November 3, 2003

marto 

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

marto by the professor November 10, 2003

marto 

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

marto by Mojo March 29, 2005

marto 

One who likes to fantasise over female executives at a senior level, e.g. Managing Director of London based PR firms

Although not that much to look at, he could not help feeling a marto when she talked about her obsession with balding account directors

marto by Brrrr November 4, 2003