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Usually, the last in a long series of martinis drinked.
*giggle* I think I had tee many martoonis. *hiccup*
by ToonGirl15 March 10, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A martini with an extremely generous amount of gin (or vodka) and practically nothing else.
A good martooni packs a wallop.
by Rob_H2734 May 24, 2017
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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bring me another martooni
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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