tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

by Maxxie G. May 8, 2019

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 16, 2005

tire fire

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

by Luffa October 16, 2008

tire fire

A complete waste of time and money in a graduate school program

Man, the GW MBA is the biggest tire fire ever.

by Rainmaker ZOG June 1, 2013

tire fire

A term used to describe a sex marathon in which many condoms are used.

Chris went to town on that girl all day. He was safe and used rubber everytime... It was a damn tire fire.

by Chris Nillz April 19, 2007

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

Tire Fire

When a furious handjob is given while wearing a textured or ribbed condom.

Lucinda up on 67th only charges $5 for a Tire Fire.

by Robotrousers July 19, 2016