Internetless 

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

Internetless by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008

internetese

Langage derived from the internet.

(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace

internetese by Squeaky B November 26, 2005

Internetlegent 

A description of ones level of intelligence solely based on their information generated from searching the internet.

Darrell is internetlegent. He only knows stuff that he has googled.

Internetlegent by HornoCloud September 30, 2014

Interestless

Doing something just for the sake of it.

John is a very interestless person and doesn't study sincerely.

Interestless by _Smash_ July 25, 2020

Intentless

For one to be without of intent.

John was intentless when handing his teacher an apple.

Intentless by Luneshii May 12, 2025