CCHS Bands

-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be
-We sometimes forget that he's black
-He has superpowers
-Has "Mood Shirts"
-Dresses like a gentleman
-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...
-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't
-We love to hate him and hate to love him
-His rehearsals are ridiculous
-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it
-Anal about everything
-Organized a year ahead...no lie
-Will do just about anything for his kids
-His students are his kids FYI
-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them
-The only black teacher at our school
-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again
-Plays the clarinet...manly
-Is always watching...

-When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???
-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride
-Can show up out of nowhere
-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are
-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"
-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)
-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone
-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)
-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-He says "All black!!!" for a reason

CCHS Bands by William Beaverhausen June 13, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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CCHS Bands • cchs • CCHS staff • CL for the BB in the CCHS PL

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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