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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish
lanjiao by fuuyin August 11, 2006
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lanciau by lonte October 26, 2003
Apa lanjiao lu mauuuu?
Lanjiao by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021
Tua (tooar) lanciau - big dick
Lanciau lang - dickhead (annoying person)
lanciau by Caroline February 21, 2005
literally 'rotten penis' in Malaysian/Singaporean colloq. Cantonese.
You lanciau!
lanciau by Durian March 26, 2004
Oooh my gawd heres a big lanjiao right here awww yeah
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