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1. Europeans who lived in colonial Singapore.
2. Eurasians who lived in the British colony in the early 1900s.
3. Malayans who lived in Singapore when it was expelled from Malaysia in 1965.
4. Present-day citizens who are tolerant of other races and religions, and ready to defend multiracial Singapore.
Today's younger Singaporeans are a complaining and an ungrateful lot: most take Singapore's peace and prosperity for granted—terrorism, nationalism, and antiglobalization could usher them into a future they'd be unprepared for.
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People from Singapore, an independent island in Southeast Asia. To distinguish Singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. If they speak Singlish, a 'dialect' in Singapore (Mixture of English, Chinese dialects, Malay and even Tamil!), they definitely are Singaporean.
British: Would you like a slice of cake?

Singaporean: (very quickly) U wan kek anot?
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A buck-toothed slant-eyed 8 legged person who performs daily at your local circus. Check your local listings to watch their breathtaking performances on television.
Bob: I'm bored

Tim: Let's watch the Singaporean at the circus today! I heard that he'll be trying to stick his head up his ass today.
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A slant-eyed down syndrome person who performs daily at your local circus.

Do check out your local tv listings to watch their dazzling performances.
Bryan: I'm fucking bored right now

Jake: Hey, why not we watch the Singaporean perform today? I heard that he/she will be sticking up his/her head up his/her ass.
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Epic win people who own Koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger dicks than them.
Singaporeans have huge cocks.
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