baff 

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

baff by spaggler April 30, 2004

baff 

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

baff by smeggybaff August 15, 2012

baff 

Murdoc's favorite thing and a meme

Murdoc:THE BAFF!!

baff by Stuart / 2D June 22, 2018

BAFF 

BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.

Last night when we had our huge party, Timmer passed out early, so I gave him a BAFF.

BAFF by Herf69 May 28, 2008

baff 

to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.

aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.

baff by smyle May 15, 2014

Baff 

to have sexual intercourse

"i baffed that!" "that was a potatesh baff"

Baff by tikiman28 October 7, 2009

BAFF 

Best Abusive Friend.
Commonly used between baff's J&L.
you can see BAFF's constantly physically and mentally harming one another in the hallways, at their homes, or on the border.
But will foreverly, somehow, stay close friends foreverrr.

"You gave me a concussion!"
"What are baffs for?"

BAFF by 3verr May 28, 2008