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Bathroom Buddy 

1) Bathroom buddy can be a "thing" you bring to your bathroom to occupy your time while using the can.

2) A person that you only see when you go to the bathroom, meaning they go to the bathroom same time as you do when at work or at school.

3) A friend you bring along when you don't want to go into the bathroom alone.
1) "Every time I go to the bathroom, I bring my DS so that I can do something rather than read, while on the toilet."

2) A: "Great, Joel has to go to the bathroom. How much do you wanna bet that Adrian is going to be in there, too?"

B: "Well, that's not a fair bet, Adrian and Joel are practically bathroom buddies!"

3) A: "Hey, Adrian, can you tag along with me into the bathroom? I feel weird going into it alone in public."

B: "Uhh...So you need me as a bathroom buddy?"

A: "Yeah, if you don't mind."
Bathroom Buddy by Soundoreo August 26, 2009
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Bathroom Buddy 

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).
A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

bathroom buddy  

A tube from a roll of paper towels or toilet paper with dryer sheets rubber banded around the end. Used to blow marijuana smoke into so it doesn't smell. It just smells like dyer sheets :)
The bathroom buddy is used when you are smoking in your house and you dont want it to smell like smoke or weed.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026