Cunt Pizza 

A pizza with no meat.

Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.

Cunt Pizza by MentalMystics August 12, 2009

Cunt Pizza 

A pizza made out of freshly spunked cunt butter found in a woman's fanjeeny spread over a large deep pan margarita base. Toppings that go well are pepparoni cunt, parsley and mouldy cunt butter which has been simmmering over the pan for half an hour.

You got any more parsley for my Cunt Pizza?

Yeh sure, he's some extra period juice too! =D

Cunt Pizza by JoshBall May 16, 2008

pizza cunt 

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.

Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!

pizza cunt by BPonD December 26, 2008

pizza cunt 

when a girl has a lots pf pimples or other bumps on or near her pelvilc area this is whats known as a pizza cunt

i got her naked but then i saw she had a pizza cunt

pizza cunt by docterassballs October 5, 2010