Cunt Pizza

A pizza with no meat.

Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.

Cunt Pizza by MentalMystics August 12, 2009

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Cunt Pizza

A pizza made out of freshly spunked cunt butter found in a woman's fanjeeny spread over a large deep pan margarita base. Toppings that go well are pepparoni cunt, parsley and mouldy cunt butter which has been simmmering over the pan for half an hour.

You got any more parsley for my Cunt Pizza?

Yeh sure, he's some extra period juice too! =D

Cunt Pizza by JoshBall May 16, 2008

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pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.

Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!

pizza cunt by BPonD December 26, 2008

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pizza cunt

when a girl has a lots pf pimples or other bumps on or near her pelvilc area this is whats known as a pizza cunt

i got her naked but then i saw she had a pizza cunt

pizza cunt by docterassballs October 5, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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