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1.
A pizza with no meat.
Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want?

Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza.
by MentalMystics August 12, 2009
 
2.
A pizza made out of freshly spunked cunt butter found in a woman's fanjeeny spread over a large deep pan margarita base. Toppings that go well are pepparoni cunt, parsley and mouldy cunt butter which has been simmmering over the pan for half an hour.
You got any more parsley for my Cunt Pizza?

Yeh sure, he's some extra period juice too! =D
by JoshBall May 16, 2008