varves 

a condition of the genetals resulting from over use and/or high amounts of friction put upon the area. the condition may cause bruising, chafing of the skin, and in some serious cases, bleeding.

that whore has varves cause she gets down with all the guys on a regualr basis.

varves by jaketothemax1000 September 7, 2005

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Varies and Depends 

Two words put together to mean one answer for all questions about Radiation.

During class a question was asked about Radiation....Pat-SME answered, that varies and depends.

Varies and Depends by Russell Pridgen December 28, 2007

Brubbit Vaves 

Expressing dominance among young males. Used as a form of communication to let someone know they are below you

" hey n00b i totally whooped ur ass" "brubbit vaves!"

Brubbit Vaves by shev laBoot January 11, 2008

Varestek 

A beautiful Persian woman

Dude, I was banging Varestek so hard last night. She also made my pancakes in the morning

Varestek by ninja1999 August 6, 2021

varesh 

Varesh is the hottest man on earth. He is smart, good looking, sexy, funny, humble and kind. Words can't describe how awesome he is.

If you are a Varesh, you are a god

varesh by John Donkeygong November 17, 2017

blow some carbon off the valves 

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

blow some carbon off the valves by Spency McGee September 20, 2017