A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.
Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!
by Emilio Ramos May 14, 2008
When yo friend is funny as hell and you laugh so hard when you go to burp you vomit.
"Bro what is he doing" "Bro I'm so hella funny that I made him varf"
by brooklyn5502 February 27, 2015
a condition of the genetals resulting from over use and/or high amounts of friction put upon the area. the condition may cause bruising, chafing of the skin, and in some serious cases, bleeding.
that whore has varves cause she gets down with all the guys on a regualr basis.
by jaketothemax1000 August 14, 2005