20 definitions by SilkyMeatloaf

The act of becoming one with whatever task you are trying to achieve. One dimensional. Tunnel vision. Grindin'. One who is "in my bag" has forgotten about all else except for the current moment. When you are in your bag you are unstoppable, you will shred anything and everything.
I was in my bag when I got 30 headshots last night!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 27, 2019
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A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.
The first girl to see Mike's Penis named it silkymeatloaf!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019
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A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 5, 2019
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Length of incarceration. A judge will sentence a convict to a term of incarceration. This term is referred to as a "bit."
How long is your bit? I got 2-5 bro. Just a small bit.
Or
Give me your lunch fish!
Fuck you Nasty Nate this sint my first bit bitch!
by SilkyMeatloaf August 1, 2019
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Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 29, 2019
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When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.
I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019
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When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.
Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
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