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Imagiwank 

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.
Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.
Imagiwank by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016
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imagawank 

a word for masturbating without pornographic material. therefore having to use the imagination.
guy 1: ive got swimming class, and its mixed genders.
guy 2: you know how to solve that.
guy 1: but i havnt got any porn.
guy 3: well you could always imagawank
imagawank by kieranm1280 August 18, 2010

Imagi-wank 

To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.
Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!

Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...
Imagi-wank by FunkStuff December 29, 2007

Imagibang 

The act of mentally engaging in sexual acts with others found attractive. Usually used in instances where said person is unattainable by the pursuer.
Out to dinner at Chipotle, I noticed an attractive female. I nudged Seth in the arm, pointed her out and said, "Oh yeah, IMAGIBANGED!"
Imagibang by MegaTim August 31, 2012
Abbreviation for in My Absolutely Wise And Noteworthy, Knowledgeable, Expert Recommendation. Similar to IMHO (In My Humble Opinion), but when you really want to make sure the audience knows you're making a firm recommendation.
IMAWANKER, but I really think we should use Excel as our customer relationship database.
IMAWANKER by DizzoDizzman August 5, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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