YeModestMustache's definitions

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Imagiwank

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.

Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.

by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016

Whipster

A common name for someone with an obsession with whipped cream.

Not to be confused with Whipper Poopie.

Bill: I see Bobs likes his cream.
Dan: You mean whipster likes his cream.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Stuup

Pronounced : "Stoop".

Bastardization of the word 'stupid' so that it can be used as a singular insult rather than an enhancing insult.

Jim : I locked myself out my house this morning.

Bill : Well done you stuup

by YeModestMustache January 11, 2014

Fuckberrys

Rated PG for Parental Guidance, the adeptly named Fuckberrys is one of the many variants of the ever popular, ubiquitous Fuck word. An ancient nerd word first used by people in 2010. Basically means 'Oh dear' instead of 'Aw fuck'ssake!'

Mr Neep : *Watches a girlfriend who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her throw his signed edition of Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 out of a 10 story building*

Mr Neep : Aw Fuckberrys, dude.

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011

Bug Wheel

A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.

Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

no?

A rather crude yet oddly satisfying way of explaining in a sarcastic, inquisitive way the word no. Instead of actually using it to actually ask a question at the climax of using the word no, No? typically means : I'm being sarcastic, you fool.

Mr Smiley : So, I hear you like used pen lids?

Mr DoubleSmiley : Hmm...No?

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011