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Cumcopter 

1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.
Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
Cumcopter by jeff sc December 14, 2008
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cumcopter 

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.
"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"
cumcopter by ledirious August 10, 2016

Cumcopter 

It's a Helicopter with horny soilders in it. To greet the Country they fly ober it and cum down.
,,Oh Look the cumcopter is cumming"
,,Yes Open your mouth
Cumcopter by Realest White N word December 19, 2018

Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010

Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.
John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.
Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

Kentucky Cum Copter 

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
Kentucky Cum Copter by BUmenace April 15, 2012

Cum-copter 

projected load of jit that exits the penis with such force as to cause a spinning motion somewhat similar to that of a helicopter roter in motion.
Her forehead makes a great landing pad for a cum-copter.
Cum-copter by C. Hinchey June 2, 2008