bald mikey 

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

bald mikey by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

Bald Mikey 

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.

Bald Mikey by e_larsen0710 February 26, 2008

Bald Mike 

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

Bald Mike by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016