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When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.
Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....
by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010
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When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.
by e_larsen0710 February 21, 2008
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