Cerking

(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.

"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."

by B-caine January 11, 2009

Cerk

Another word for Penis.

Looks at that giant ass cerk.

by Dios Mios May 4, 2017

Cerk

Ottawa's worst graffiti artist.

Man, Cerk sure is a toy.

by TopProspect October 24, 2008

jircle cerk

Go into a tornado simulator, bust a quick one out and see how many times it flies around the thing

Bryson: Wanna go to the mall and jircle cerk
All of the friends he has because he is so cool: Hell yea

by homersimpsonisyellow February 26, 2019

Cerk

A rare species of bird found in Sunika

Woah, look at that Cerk! It's so magical!

by Fouhchis March 9, 2015

Cerking

the act of 3 men standing in the formation of a circle cuddling while jerking each other off

I'd love to get cerking with you tonight boys

by PENISGOBBLER12369420 August 19, 2022