Neo-Crunch Share definition Flag hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century. Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs. Neo-Crunch by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Neo-Crunch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch