dumpsterbate

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

Dumpsterbating

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating

"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"

by Motodylan January 18, 2015