springle

to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and parade their attractiveness around in the sun, and the freedom to pick them up.

dang it's such a nice day and all the hotties are out! i wanna be SPRINGLE.

by steakdinnerz March 12, 2011

springle

a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.

springles are best demonstrated by rampant arse covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.

by pam beasley January 13, 2008

springle

lonely,single pringle

It's sad being a springle,wish someone would date me.

by Shruti Patel February 16, 2019

Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.

Springles is Canon.

by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

springle

refers to an entire spring of pringles. typically before it has been eaten.

"Have you eat your pringles yet"
"Nah its still just a springle"

by omarm October 1, 2023

Springle

Bouncy pringle

AAA A SPRINGLE CRAP GET THE HOSE

by Pingrel polber June 9, 2022