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imagiwank 

A wank using no outside sources for arousal material, only the fantasies provided by one's imagination.
ERIC: I'm gonna go beat off.
TOBY: You want this porn mag?
ERIC: Nah, I fancy an imagiwank over that cute girl who works at the video place.
TOBY: Ah. Godspeed.
imagiwank by Simon199 May 11, 2008
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imagawank 

a word for masturbating without pornographic material. therefore having to use the imagination.
guy 1: ive got swimming class, and its mixed genders.
guy 2: you know how to solve that.
guy 1: but i havnt got any porn.
guy 3: well you could always imagawank
imagawank by kieranm1280 August 18, 2010

Imagiwank 

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.
Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.
Imagiwank by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026