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Pixel Dick

Brett Favre: Yo, u wanna see something cool?
Jenn: Okay.
Brett Favre: Do u think I'm sexy?
Brett Favre: r u there?
Jenn: ROFL it's so tiny it's a pixel dick!
Brett Favre: :(

Brett Favre now appears offline.
Pixel Dick by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.
"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"
Pixel Dick by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

pixel dick

A word used in the facebook roleplay community to refer to any sexual activity, smut, or flirting with someone roleplaying as a boy. It is commonly used to demean "despos" as it is uncommon for the people writing or playing men to actually have real dicks.
Stop acting like it's normal to drop all your friends and ignore people for some pixel dick.

You bitches are silly asf trying to doxx people over some pixel dick. Half of these dudes aren't even actually dudes OOC lmao
pixel dick by koivusaari November 25, 2024
Person whose only real physical activity or brush with danger occurs in MMORPGs. Typically chooses a heroic online name and persona, but could'nt do a pushup in real life.
Grundar Bonebreaker? I know that geek offline. He got beat up by the treaurer of the Girl's Chess Club. What a pixeldick.
pixeldick by Mothshade June 7, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026