womb broom

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

by regsixer September 9, 2011

womb broom

a mustache

I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!

by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010

womb broom

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

womb broom

small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin

my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep

by dana university January 21, 2004

womb broom

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.

As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."

by Pa formerly known as Dad November 8, 2007

womb broom

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

by sage January 18, 2003

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007