Pile of wank

Term used to describe a shit object, person, experience, place or feeling.

1. (when tired perhaps) damn i feeling like such a pile of wank
2. Dont trust claire she's a pile of wank
3. This film is a pile of wank

by Imak Hunt October 30, 2007

Pile of wank

A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.

Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse

by gfsngfsbngsfgb January 20, 2009

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children

Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018