jock

A douchebag that thinks his opinion matters only and venerates sports players. Often have IQ's under eighty, but pass because of their ability at sports. Not real athelets. Mostly football players. Basketball players sometimes, but usually basketball players are better people, actual athletes. Contray to what some write does not have to listen to rap but may listen to any type of music, but the thing is they have to know one song really well that they sing ad nauseum.

I know a jock that likes to sing the "I wanna rock/ I want to Rock/ Rock" part of Twisted Sister's "I want to rock" excessivly for no real reason.

jock by hasafienda December 30, 2005

jock

people who think they are more important than the world itself...because they play sports.
what about doctors, nurses, humanitarian workers, making the world a better place and the real heroes of todays society! should they think they are better than anyone else?
well theyre better than jocks for sure!
there are certainly those who are good for nothing except for their sports, drinking/other drugs, raping people of both sexes and committing other crimes, and getting a pat on the back or cock up the arse by their jock mates!
many who play their sports are bogans or other words you can use to describe people who do nothing for society except filling up jail.
and they do spend their time on urban dictionary and doing other "nerdy" things, despite what they say.
and you also dont even have to look at them to get a response like "what are you lookin at faggot?" or along those lines!
of course, then you get those who pick on others and stop if they meet their match, or even someone who is more than that!
now this doesnt mean that all of them are like this, but if some turned on each other and ending up killing themselves the world would be a much better place!
of course the sports clubs must share some of the blame though!

random 1: "hey did you see brent didn't say a word to us today?"
random 2: "yeah jason must have did something to him or said something to shut him the fuck up"
random 1: "yeah typical cock nob jockey serves him fuckin right if it did hey?"

jock by youdon'tknowme! November 19, 2010

jock

derogative/slang term for someone from Scotland.

"I might be a Jock, but your an english ****"

jock by Randyhippo July 11, 2004

jock

Slang For Dick

This Bitch all up on my jock

jock by ac February 12, 2004

Jock

A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.

Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock

Jock by Slade Technics November 8, 2008

Jock

The reason i hate waking up everyday.

Fuck you jock stop thinking you can boss everyone around. Wow your good at a sport but your a total dumbass

Jock by The Legend Of Max January 30, 2005

jock

Someone who is both hated and envied by his highschool peers. General term used to refer to a highschool athlete who is not a very kind person, and who usually doesn't take his sport seriously.

"Man, that jerk is just a stupid jock. But he sure does have a hot girlfriend."

jock by RyanM January 3, 2004