10 definitions by Slade Technics
All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
by Slade Technics January 8, 2007
All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff
by Slade Technics January 8, 2007
He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
by Slade Technics January 8, 2007
The utlimate wrestling show. Specializes in broke necks, bob wires, tables lit on fire and chants of "Holy Shit" and "You Fucked Up". Technically should have won the T.V war against WCW and WWE but because of lack of funding and not fans or roster talent faded gracefully from the airwaves to then rise like a pheonix on the Sci-Fi channel; fitting because some the matches these dudes have had are not of this world.
Joey Styles: Holy shit Bam Bam Bigelow just been Full Nelson suplexed through a table by Taz the Suplex Machine.
Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW
Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW
by Slade Technics July 4, 2006
The rulers of this realm and many others like it. They are completely unseen, highly influential and possibly dangerous. Their ultimate prime directive: To reduce the surface population as much as possible so that control of the entire world can be easily administered and consolidated into one government. All this will be done through fear, over consumption, death from unnatural causes, man made (Hurricane Katrina) natural disasters, famine, Economic Disorder,Civil and Domestic Disorder, International Disorder,and ceaseless war.
High Gas Prices - $4.65
War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00
Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00
Milk- $5.65
Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00
Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00
Milk- $5.65
Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
by Slade Technics November 29, 2006
The stuff that dudes eat when their girlfriend pisses them off by taking them to a chick food restaurant via the start of the Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial.
The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.
The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7
The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.
The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7
Harold : Dude My Food Box Is Empty Lets Get Some Grub.
Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.
Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.
Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.
Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.
by Slade Technics January 12, 2007
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics October 25, 2006