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Soft Brake Check 

The act of hitting the brake pedal lightly so that the brake lights come on although there's no brake action.

Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
That asshole was tailgating me so I gave him a soft brake check to get him to stop being an impatient idiot and let me finish my overtake.
Soft Brake Check by Dumonster June 24, 2014

Softball Chicks 

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008