royal wipe Share definition Flag when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe' royal wipe by Nige September 17, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the royal wipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch