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sketchbob squarepants 

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

sketchbob 

Have you met Jane's new boyfriend. He looks sketchbob fo sho'!
sketchbob by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016

Sketchlow 

Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.

Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?

Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
Sketchlow by BruceJuiceShow May 15, 2011

sketchmob 

dude 1: right after she put my dick in her mouth, my mom came in my room
dude 2: damn! sketchmob...
sketchmob by jim farrows May 7, 2010

SketchBounce 

The act of leaving the bar or party without informing your friends. Usually in a sketchy manner.
Hey Dave, nice SketchBounce last night! Did you go home with that handsome girl with the mustache?
SketchBounce by Rodneyhaus April 1, 2013

Sketchatary 

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.
I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.
Sketchatary by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010