(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.
synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.
Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.
Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?
A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.
I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.