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Corfu 06 

Masturbating over sombodies facebook holiday snaps. Tkaen from teh popular TV show Peepshow
Guy 1: Ohh my god dude have you seen Claires new holiday pics?

Guy 2: Corfu 06?

Guy 1: totaly, see is well buff!
Corfu 06 by bigd106 April 20, 2011
A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.
Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher
Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius
Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"
"They took my gun, confucamus!"
confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009