confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

confuckulation by Rog H. July 3, 2008

Confuckulation

A conglomeration of fucked up situations.

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan

Confuckulation by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010

consuckulations

Congratulating someone on something that will be good for them, but bad for you.

Well, consuckulations on your new job, Matthew. It will stink around here without you.

consuckulations by BradMC April 30, 2006

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confuzzulationateded 

To be extremely confused.

Man that trig that the teacher gave us made me confuzzulationateded

Confuzzulationateded by Naleac Snave March 19, 2008

confuckulations 

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

confuckulations by antie nae September 27, 2011