NMP 

Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.

You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP

I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.

NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark

NMP by stuntedmonk April 16, 2007

nmp 

An acronym used in text messaging or social networking. It stands for not my problem.

John- "My car broke down."
Eric- "Nmp."

nmp by nicoleeexii September 5, 2010

NMP 

NotMyProblem
When someone comes up with stupid arguments proofing their problem is valid.

"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.

NMP by time is still. August 6, 2017

NMP 

Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.

From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'

Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.

Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.

Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.

NMP by ceruleanblue July 2, 2012

NMP 

not my president ...

george w bush is NMP!

NMP by jw February 27, 2005

NMP 

Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.

NMP: anybody who uses the word bigot/sexist/racist must be a tumblrite/SJW

NMP by peachesandlily June 4, 2015

NMP 

the meaning of NMP is. No More Pain, it means all the pain of the world is gone.
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives

it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation

''my friend is gone without any reasonmp''

"praise the lord nmp some more"

''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''

NMP by yodkagod January 30, 2020