Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
by stuntedmonk April 11, 2007
"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
by time is still. August 6, 2017
From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.
Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!
Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.
Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
by ceruleanblue June 30, 2012
Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
by peachesandlily June 2, 2015
the meaning of NMP is. No More Pain, it means all the pain of the world is gone.
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives
it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation
and you say towards a person beloved while he is doing something good in our lives
it goes deeper then that, but that needs to be your own selfbelive to feel that realisation
''my friend is gone without any reasonmp''
"praise the lord nmp some more"
''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''
"praise the lord nmp some more"
''She acting like a industry ho' cuz she aint got talent. nmp''
by yodkagod January 30, 2020
by nicoleeexii September 5, 2010