jw's definitions

wilmo

Short for Wilmington, Delaware.

Are you going to be home in Wilmo over break and hang out in Trolley Square?

by JW February 17, 2008

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

it wasnt properly labeled

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."

by JW July 11, 2006

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by jw September 10, 2003

emo kid

emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez

that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.

by jw April 6, 2004

Money party

A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.

Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"

by JW March 18, 2009

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 18, 2003