consterbating

The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.

Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.

by John's mother April 02, 2007

Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.

David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.

by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018

Consterbation

Consternation brought on solely by ones own actions and self-inflicted misfortune.

Steve suffered terrible consterbation because he was too lazy to get his taxes done on time.

by Gordon LP March 26, 2008