1 definition by John's mother
The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.
Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
by John's mother March 28, 2007