Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 20, 2003