clumpeled 

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.

After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.

clumpeled by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

CrumpleDummple 

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

CrumpleDummple by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022

crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Chumpled 

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

Chumpled by Waterking February 27, 2019

clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

clompered by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019

Clumped 

When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome

Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night

Clumped by GL Taco Kitty November 26, 2019

Crumpled 

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

Crumpled by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018