plamf

Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".

Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!

by st3ph3n December 28, 2005

plamf

In Glasgow, Scotland..

One who sniffs pants....a nicker sniffer.

Ned: Hey you, ya wee plamf!

Plamf: It's just for pleasure.

by mabaws January 15, 2010

plamf

Plamf is used when you can think of no other word to use or if you are bored and in need of something to say.

Dale: Your a plamf
Duncan: no you are
Graham: you both are
Garry: Shut it you plamfs

by Gargando March 3, 2007

plamf

In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.

Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"

by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004

plamf

Everyone else is wrong on here.

Glasgow slang, insult, and stands for
"Poor
Laughed
At
Mother
Fucker"

Hence, plamf!

Here you ya plamf, you're gettin plugged!

by Greiver January 27, 2009

Plamf

Someone who sniff's underwear. Usually a pair of granny pants that have not been washed yet

Dean! You're such a plamf!

by GemmikaBaby July 28, 2010

Ka-plamf

1. when a conversation gets boring, say "ka-plamf" and you will get responses

2. to say something is cool, awesome, sweet, sick, etc.

1. person 1- yep..

person 2- yeah...

person 1- KA-PLAMF!

person 2- lol what?
2. person 1- dude did you see the new arrivals at forever 21?

person 2- yeah, bro they're ka-plamf!

by NicoleLovesYourPants June 18, 2009