Plam

The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.

"Eat my fucking pussy, or I will PLAM your ugly face, prick!"

by No.1 BITCH July 14, 2003

Plam

Verb: The action of getting scolded by P. Lam

Jason got plammed after he spilled coke on Carson's Pants

by plamprocess June 4, 2023

Plam

To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.

*Kaleb Nation logs on to twitter*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*confused as hell and pretends to ignore*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*caves in*
"I like mustard on pork sandwiches!"
"Plam win."

by TCWCKG August 7, 2009

Plam

Short for Plamondon. A polite term for a penis, cock, dick, wang, weapon, johnson, etc.

He wipped out his plam.
He took out his plam to take a leak.

by eCNO November 23, 2004

Plam

Stuffing your face at a Royal Wedding.

Yo bitches lets go to the Royal Wedding and plam

by UnholyJew April 29, 2011

Plam

To violently but emotionally consume something

Ohh man that food looks so good, Im going to plam that ****

by Colbin Gineus of the Gnomes January 8, 2010

Plam

A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.

"Pick me up some plam jam at the store honey"

by I am correct. June 23, 2014