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1.
The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.
"Eat my fucking pussy, or I will PLAM your ugly face, prick!"
by No.1 BITCH July 14, 2003
 
2.
PLatitude spAM -- Quotes and clichés, often superimposed on pictures, posted on social media sites like Facebook or Twitter. This amounts to spam because it contaminates one's news feed with barrages of well-meaning platitudes that don't provide useful information. They are not as provocative or inspiring as their intent when seen repeatedly and often.
I had to unfollow some friends because, rather than expressing their own thoughts, they were filling up my Twitter timeline with retweeted plam.
by dMaculate April 04, 2013
 
3.
To stick a cold stick of butter up ones ass.
Person1: What happened to u on saturday?
Person2: I got tipsy and this guy stuck a entire stick of butter up my butt
Person1:sounds like you got plammed!
by boximus April 03, 2012
 
4.
A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.
"Pick me up some plam jam at the store honey"
by I am correct. June 23, 2014
 
5.
Stuffing your face at a Royal Wedding.
Yo bitches lets go to the Royal Wedding and plam
by UnholyJew April 29, 2011
 
6.
To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.
*Kaleb Nation logs on to twitter*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*confused as hell and pretends to ignore*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*caves in*
"I like mustard on pork sandwiches!"
"Plam win."
by TCWCKG August 06, 2009
 
7.
To violently but emotionally consume something
Ohh man that food looks so good, Im going to plam that ****
by Colbin Gineus of the Gnomes January 07, 2010