Quimquaffer 

A quaffer of quims, a mingemuncher, a carpet inspector, a connoisseur of the bearded clam

I gave her quim a real good quaffing, so that bakes me a proper Quimquaffer

Quimquaffer by johnfannyloz February 8, 2007

Quimquaff 

A non-alcoholic beverage whose primary ingredients (or only ingredient) are (is) the vaginal fluids of one or more women. The drink is said to originate in the south, created by minds that by all rights should not go unmedicated.

"When she comes, it's like a Quimquaff factory or somethin'."

Quimquaff by Tobias Decker December 31, 2003