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One who drinks with a passion.
Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.
Quaffer by Craig Karp December 30, 2003
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A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!
quaffer by Orderite February 14, 2009
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Quaffer by Nikki October 6, 2003
a quarder pound of endo
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quaffer by bizzy b February 25, 2004
Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.
quaffer by Rutbag June 3, 2006
when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day
That wine is definitely a quaffer!
Quaffer by X-man the first April 10, 2019

Cunny-quaffer 

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?
Cunny-quaffer by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003
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