A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
by Orderite February 14, 2009

by Rutbag June 03, 2006

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.
At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?
by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day
That wine is definitely a quaffer!
by X-man the first April 10, 2019
